09-2-27 有关中国十大神兽(网络)的传说
如果问你:草泥马 是什么马?达菲鸡 是何种鸡?
你能回答得上来么?如果不,那么你可能已经被网络无情的抛弃了,已经被网络年代信息的大潮冲到爪哇岛去了,呵呵
赶紧到我这里来补补课吧,免得你太落伍了。我刚刚上面说到的两个 物种,就是我们网络年代的中国享誉盛名的十大神兽 。
今天我们来看看他们的进化史....
让我们来认识它们:
1 草泥马(这个不得不说是如雷贯耳呀,下面还有一段关于 草泥马 的描述)
在荒茫而美丽的马勒戈壁上。生活着一群顽强的草泥马。(因为草泥马实是主要物种,所以马勒戈壁又叫草泥马戈壁)草泥马们克服了戈壁的艰苦环境,并顽强的生活下来。戈壁上缺少水缺少食物,草泥马能进食的只有一种草——卧草。然而卧草一般生长在人类的聚集点附近。所以草泥马一生都是于人类相依为伴的。
在一个草泥马群居点。笔者认识了朝泥族青年,朝泥两次。他告诉笔者部族里只有成年男性才可以配有一匹草泥马。草泥马分为三个品质。最下等才叫做草泥马。中等的叫做卧槽泥马。而最上等的是狂槽泥马。狂槽泥马是马王,要部族里骑术最好的人才能获得。朝泥两次说自己因为骑术好。还没成年的时候就获得了狂槽泥马。说完他立刻露出的腼腆的笑容。随即笔者来到了朝泥两次的家。他的母亲热情接待了我们。喝了些许马奶,就到了睡着了。醒来后发现朝泥两次的父亲朝泥大爷也回到了家。我便跟朝泥大爷聊了起来。朝泥大爷显现出了忧伤的表情:“日子不好过了,我们家以前是买马匹的。现在改行割皮包了。因为草泥马吃的食物卧草几乎全被一种叫河蟹的动物吃掉了。他说他也不知道河蟹是怎么来的。但是随着食物的减少。草泥马数量也在急剧减少。”说罢流下了痛心的眼泪。
鲜红的晚霞和岩石如同一对轻骑。护送笔者离开马勒戈壁,在缓缓的落日下看着一群一群的草泥马湮没在沙尘之中。或许如果不保护环境。最后倒下的必将是人类。
童声合唱《草泥马之歌》
2 尾申鲸
3 潜烈蟹
4 达菲鸡
5 吉跋猫
6 吟稻燕
7 菊花蚕
8 雅麽蝶
9 法克鱿
10 春鸽
所要注意的是:最近有突然冒出来了第十一大神兽
11鹳狸猿
如果你还想进一步的了解它们的详细,可以到我们伟大的百度百科去查一查,那里有你想要的结果。
在这里,为了方节省时间,我把截图贴了出来,顺序和排名保持一致。
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="778" caption="草泥马"][/caption]
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="720" caption="尾申鲸"][/caption]
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="728" caption="潜烈蟹"][/caption]
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="727" caption="达菲鸡"][/caption]
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="726" caption="吉跋猫"][/caption]
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="724" caption="吟稻燕"][/caption]
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="732" caption="菊花蚕"][/caption]
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="733" caption="雅麽蝶"][/caption]
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="563" caption="法克鱿"][/caption]
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="716" caption="鹑鸽"][/caption]
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="715" caption="鹳狸猿"][/caption]
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至此,中国的十一大神兽介绍完毕。
附赠诗歌一首:
胯下草泥马,脚踩阿迪王;
手托吉跋猫,家养达菲鸡;
仰望吟稻雁,俯瞰尾申鲸;
生煎法克鱿,蛋炒潜烈蟹;
今生菊花蚕,来世雅蠛蝶;
何处寻鹑鸽,也门共和国 。
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